Watch Yoshi Turn the Tables to Make Mario His ‘B*tch’

This is what happens when Mario and Yoshi switch places:

Yoshi, the dinosaur mascot of Nintendo’s most famous franchise, has everything that the Mario Bros. ever needed in a sidekick.

He’s got an insane appetite, an iron stomach, and the ability to breathe fire, fly, and cause earthquakes, depending on the Koopa shell’s color. He also hatches out of his egg with a built-in saddle—it’s hard to beat that kind of convenience.

But apparently, after 30 years of being Mario’s ride, Yoshi is tired of taking crap from the pudgy Italian plumber with the severe hallucinogenic mushroom habit. Dorkly has a new original video titled “If Mario and Yoshi Switched Places” that asks “who’s player one now, Mario?” source: